So wait, are people ACTUALLY eating tide pods now? I can no longer distinguish reality and irony.
No Madam, I am not Mr. Cutts the butcher.
I keep doing this thing where I show up to work 5 hours early and then want to kill myself.
You know that trans girl who's just hatching and recently left birdsite but is really excited to be on masto looking at ur sexy lewds?
The Avid Ovoid Avian-Avoider Voyeur
What is the word for a weeaboo, but for the British?
I went back to FTL because I lack all sense of self respect
Betrayal at Baldur's Gate was really fun, with many improvements over Betrayal at House on the Hill. The poorly explained haunts have not changed, that is for sure.
My cat hates it when I put my finger in her mouth. *keeps doing it*
I want a 3D printer for no good reason.
I resolve to work "reprobate" into more conversations
I'm trying so hard to get into The Sexy Brutale
My fursona is a human being but he's a bit shorter and fatter than I am and his name is Robert.
OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN your spot in line for coffee!