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Have I mentioned that I believe Stranger Things is overrated?

Everyone is saying "spoons" suddenly...what is this.

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Unlike some people, when I ask to see pussy pics I'm asking about a literal cat 100% of the time

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When you see X-Files do you read that as "Ten-Files"? When you see "Xbox One" do you read "tenbox one" (or "tenbox one ten", for that matter)? X is a roman numeral but it is also the letter X and is often used that way in names and titles. Stop acting like people are stupid for pronouncing it as "iphone ecks"

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Available to talk about how good this cat is

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girls with RS-232 ports

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You are being forced to star in the sequel to the Emoji Movie but the good news is that you get to choose which character you will play. Which Emoji do you choose? (Can't be poop)

We've known each other for a while. We've posted back and forth. I've been wanting to ask you for some time now... will you be radical with me?