Everyone less happy then me, I hope things get better. Everyone more happy then me, I hope you get attacked by furious gerbils. Good night!
I double tofu dog dare you
My side has been spasming all day. I assume this is deadly.
There is someone called "the mad pooper"
Yes, we have no bananas
Scotch and soda!
Would copraphonics be considered scat singing?
you free your mind in your androgyny
My new hobby is calling women "papa". Can't wait for work today.
Every time Asher from Destiny 2 talks I picture a gnome.
fyi stands for "finding yorkie intolerable"
I have a cat on my back
Diners are terrible ideas for groups of people.
I do not know a straight woman named Monica.
Both people in my department went home early. This should end well.