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New features offered in phones:
- Facial recognition
- Curved screens
- More glass
- Voice assistants
Features we actually want:
- Autocorrect with profanity
- A kickstand for watching videos
- Dialing an actual number without 50 extra touches and swipes
- Security features that don't ignore the plight of minorities any people of color
@Motoma Corporate suggestion hotline autocorrect version:
- DNA scanning
- Even curvier screens
- A glass bubble around your head
- Making suggestions based on DreamPrint™, the patented technology that alters your dreams
@Motoma @shoutcacophony introducing: the iPhone TruCurve™ technology. A screen so curvy it curves in six dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold space!
@Motoma turning off the fucking sim module