Bedtime story at my house: reading The SCUM Manifesto to my daughters, aged 3 and 4.
They're callin' it Walrus Tingle, It's made from Tootsie Rolls and Ambien. Found this chick at a Cinnabon wearin' nothin' but a beige bolo tie sending group-texts of crossing guards to all of her ex-boyfriends.
you know what'd make too much sense?
if mastodon docker images came with the assets already precompiled, so you don't have to worry about attaching any volumes or spending a lot of cpu time and memory on doing that
In 2002, Busy killed a nuclear deal with North Korea. They did their first nuclear test four years later.
Now we're headed down the same road with Iran, run out of the same political playbook, executed by the same incompetent party.
"Pink is the world’s first anonymously operating escort agency...Pink takes anonymity and privacy very seriously."
*Navigates to site*
*Sees Piwik tracking JS code*
*Dies a little on the inside*
Why would you design a SOHO/small-business printer/fax/copier with a feed tray that takes /significantly less/ than a full ream of paper?
As the mushroom plume swelled heavenward, I couldn't help but wonder: was the possibility of tax reform worth it?
Properties that could definitely be turned into an HBO/GoT esq style series:
Wheel of Time
It's worth asking why we spend $600 billion a year on the military if we can't get more than 5000 troops and 50 helicopters to Puerto Rico.
Guide to Stars Trek:
TOS - Starfleet Terms of Service unit enforces holodeck violations
TNG - Starship That's Not Grandma! from Steppenwolf, the wolf planet
DS9 - Starfleet built eight Death Stars to enforce peace and justice in the galaxy. Death Star 9 is our last, best hope for victory
VOY - Vond Of You: Romantic comedy as Ilia, Decker and little V'ger explore and digitise the galaxy
ENT - Starship Hoom Don't Be Hasty has an infestation of hobbits. 1,000 hour miniseries.
White House: We can't help Puerto Rico because there's no way to reach it!
Also the White House: Literally all of us use private planes to go to CVS.
All true Canadians know there is only one proper use of the new 280 character limit on Twitter.
Tous les vrais Canadiens savent qu'il n'y a qu'une bonne utilisation de la nouvelle limite de 280 caractères sur Twitter.
Prediction: there's at least one buffer overflow in something related to tweet size.
Twitter's 280-character limit is a terrible idea. The whole beauty of Twitter is that it forces you to express your ideas concisely (1/47)
Twitter heard our cries to remove Trump and responded by giving him more room to tweet.
Not knowing that white privilege exists is an example of white privilege. Here's your sign.
Stay focused. The NFL protests are not about Trump, the military or respect for the flag. They are about police violence against people of color and the systemic racism in the United States that precipitates and excuses them. Every time we talk about these important acts of high-profile resistance in other terms we diminish their impact by diluting their message.
tired: a shitshow
wired: un merdespectacle